Taking care of your pets when the Rapture occurs















"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved.  But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?   Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind." .  

Yes, for the sum of $135, plus $20 per additional animal, the people at Eternal Earth-Bound Pets will guarantees for ten years that your "left behind" pets are taken care of.  The company is staffed by atheists, so you'll know they'll be there for your pets.

Another company, After The Rapture Pet Care, offers similar services:

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